Dead Easy
by Wm. Mark Simmons
Copyright 2007 by Wm. Mark Simmons. All Rights Reserved.
Categories: Contemporary Science Fiction
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APOCALYPSE PRETTY SOON!
The portents are lining up for the biggest supernatural showdown of all time and—as if the Big Easy didn't have enough problems with another hurricane on the way—New Orleans is due to be the epicenter. Or, more precisely, the storm is vectoring in on half-vampire (but fresh-blood-eschewing) Chris Cséjthe and his rag-tag coterie of outcast monsters. It seems Cséjthe's epic mating with a werewolf lover has produced a child who holds the destiny of several worlds in the balance. And everyone who is anyone—vampire lord, were-pack leader, and the odd sea monster god and immortal elven princess—wants to twist this fabled progeny to his or her own power-hungry purposes.
The latest thrill-packed, wisecracking entry in the popular Halflife Chronicles by witty (and nitty-gritty) goth master, Wm. Mark Simmons!
Quotes
"[O]ne of those rare novels that combine levity and the supernatural in just the right balance."
—Chronicle on Wm. Mark Simmons's Habeas Corpses
Extended Copyright Information
Copyright 2007 by Wm. Mark Simmons.
All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form.
Originally published by Baen Books.
Cover art by Clyde Caldwell.
This is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed in this book are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or incidents is purely coincidental.
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Here's a question.
Do people wear straightjackets because they're crazy?
Or do they go crazy because they're wearing straightjackets?
Because I can tell you right now those long-sleeved, buckle-down, canvas kook-shirts are so uncomfortable that you are likely to go mad if you're stuck in one for ...
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