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Favorite Childhood Jokes

What's your favorite joke from childhood?

Oh, and question for you: what has one horn and gives milk? Answer: a milk truck!

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susandanziger

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  • Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Isabella
    Isabella who
    Isabella broken? I've been ringing ten times!

    moengeyApr 25, 2012 5:26 pm
    by moengey

  • Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana Who?
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana Who?
    Knock knock.
    Who's there??
    Banana.
    Banana Who!?!
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I quit saying banana?

    Xena13May 20, 2012 7:53 pm
    by Xena13

  • Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Ice Cream Soda
    Ice Cream Soda who?
    I scream so da you can hear me!

    moengeyMay 22, 2012 8:32 pm
    by moengey

  • Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station.

    Mom1Aug 29, 2012 12:16 am
    by Mom1

  • What do they call TV reruns in France?
    La meme chose. (sorry, but they dared me to post this joke!!!!)

    AnnmarievSep 27, 2012 12:35 pm
    by Annmariev

  • Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Water.
    Water who?
    Water you waiting for? Open the door!

    moengeyOct 22, 2012 9:08 pm
    by moengey

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