Shaking Up Shakespeare
Write a line that Shakespeare might have written about life today.
And so, with pomp and circumstance befit,
doth Will and Kate their vows commit.
In sight both plain and gentle done,
in happy state become as one.
Apr 27, 2011 4:35 pm
Shall I compare thee to a global warming?
Thou art more hot and melt the glacier
Of my unseemly and icy heart.
Apr 28, 2011 9:08 am
Tis the ass we should doubt, whilst doubt we the wise
Which makes us,alas, the ass
Apr 28, 2011 9:39 am
To gas up the tank, or not-that alas is the question...to be held in extortion by Big Oil or defy all and get off the grid-What angst and suffering attends all, an unharmonious chaos reigns until technology be perfected.
Apr 28, 2011 1:34 pm
A carnival of false sages
Doth throw their voices through the air
We throw thoughtless credit after coin
And in unappeased thirst find that bitter dregs
Do read like tea leaves:
So much paid for yet so little.
Apr 28, 2011 1:46 pm
The lady doth tweet too much, methinks.
Apr 28, 2011 3:54 pm
To be or not to be, is there any question?
Apr 28, 2011 4:50 pm
Let slip the dogs of oil production!
Apr 29, 2011 9:41 am
This goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory;
this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament,
this majestical roof fretted with golden fire -
why, it appeareth no other thing to me
than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
What a piece of work is a man! They'll sit by the fire,
and presume to know what's done i' the Capitol;
Enough! Cry 'Havoc,'and let slip the blogs of Gore.
Apr 29, 2011 12:25 pm
Barry, beware of Boehner; take heed of Cantor; come
not near Romney; have an eye to Sarah; trust not Trump; mark
well Michele Bachmann; Newt Gingrich loves thee not; thou hast
wrong'd Tim Pawlenty. There is but one mind in all these people,
and it is bent against Barry. If thou be'st not unbeatable, look
about you: safety gives way to scheming. The mighty dollar
Apr 29, 2011 2:47 pm
Sayeth not, To Be or not to Be,
whilst the Question is - o, heedeth me -
To Pollute or not to Pollute,
wich begets another final
Quest: To perish or not to perish - yay or nay???
Which fair and square the question is
- so believeth me -
O me - O me
O thee - O thee -
O vanitee, eternitee!
Apr 29, 2011 6:13 pm
Cell phone-eo, oh cell phone-eo,
Wherefore art thou, oh cell phone-eo?
Deny I lost it, refuse to stop the search,
And if it be right, buy another
To remove me from my plight!
Apr 30, 2011 1:11 pm
I look, the sky
not doth shine, a moonbeam,
nor twinkle in the indigo sky,
the mist is grey, the building's alight,
but not a fire is in sight,
Wherever did my London go?
My londons star's, twinkling bright.
May 1, 2011 9:19 am
This is one from my brother:
Iambic pentameter! How sad the day/
To see the Bard mistreated in this way!
May 1, 2011 10:33 pm
...put credit in thy phone...
Out damn'd zit! Out i say!
May 4, 2011 4:57 am
Ohh! What a bright light through yonder window breaks. Tis the east, ah here comes the sun.
May 18, 2011 8:02 pm